Ship's log: Dog days

The sailing gets slow in these parts during August, when temperatures are typically in the low 90s and winds are light. But even a crappy day on the lake beats a good day in town. Saturday was a dog-day excursion to be sure, with barely a puff or two hitting the high single digits. But Bumbo managed to make way at two or three knots during most of her three hours out of the dock. Unfortunately, we didn't spot the ham boat. But we had a lively debate over what beer was best in sweltering conditions, developing several hypotheses that will be tested in ensuing weeks.

What do you get when you cross pirates and MST3K?

From Craig's list:

Modern Pirate production in the style of MST 3000. SAG rates. Auditions will take place on Saturdays on a sailboat on Lake Lanier leaving from the Forsyth side of the Lake. Unusual characters and those good at improv are welcome. Send at least 3 pics no larger than 300k each, a short bio and other relevant info.

* Location: Lake Lanier & BVI's
* Compensation: According to SAG - compensation starting at 3rd audition
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

I currently have a hitch in my get-along so maybe that counts as unusual character...